Close the fucking door

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weloveshortvideos:

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

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daisyscars:

Respect girls who are virgins respect girls who suck 7 dicks at a time respect girls who don’t like dick respect girls who have dicks

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weloveshortvideos:

Me: “I need a sugar daddy”

Old man: “Hey”

Me:

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loveurself2:

a man: “let’s–”
me: yeah i wont be doing that

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arabicmoney:

my circle so small i almost cut myself off

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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incendavery:

someone will look at the night sky and think of you

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